LOL, MaheedA Again Needs to Read This...

 In the past 12 months, singer/nu de specialist, Maheeda has gone overdrive in her na ked picture releases.

From going erotic in music videos, to going full frontal na ked in photos on social media, she has shown the world more than it bargained for.

Probably to compliment her comatose music career, Maheeda has chosen the path of nu dity as the perfect PR drive.

For some time, it was effective, but then, even the best PR requires talent, content and/or worth to make any substantial impact.

And as she evidently lacks in the aforementioned department, na kedness seemed to be her selling point…….till we got tired and stopped buying.

Here are 5 reasons why Maheeda’s nu des have ceased to move anyone:

1. For starters, she’s not all that s exy

“Maheeda has a good body, yeah she does, but that’s where it stops. Simply ‘decent’, not ‘great’ or ‘fantastic’. At the beginning, the fellas were fascinated at how she brazenly flashed her privates, but after it became a weekly affair, people simply moved on. Even if Nicki Minaj, as endowed as she is, decides to start going nu de, the world will at some point cease to be moved by her s exiness.”

2. Over-exposure

“Celebrity overexposure is bad for any brand, but when it is a brand built on nu dity, overexposure is the surefire death of such a brand. Even the most talented artists and actors, would at some point suffer a career dwindling, after being overexposed to the limelight. But for someone with ‘so little’ talent, a ‘career demise’ is more apt. In essence, Maheeda’s career is built on her body, and by now we’ve seen it all….well, almost. And we are tired.

3. An apparent lack of talent

The likes of Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, and in Nigeria, Sheyi Shay and Tiwa Savage, can get away with showing some nu dity, simply because they have some semblance of talent. Where they use their nu dity to gain attention, they employ their talents to sustain the interest. But for Maheeda – whose music is only beaten in the ‘worst Nigerian recordings’ list by Tonto Dikeh,- talent is obviously in short supply, hence the na ked photos can only do so much.

4. She says she’s addicted to s ex

She once declared her addiction for s ex, while at another time, she revealed that changing dicks is her ‘hobby’. Dear Maheeda, it is far from lady-like to blurt out that you are addicted to s ex. With all due to respect, you will be thought of as a ‘skank’ if you claim to change s exual partners as often as some people eat.

5. The nu des are tacky and tasteless

There is something inherently inelegant and insipid about Maheeda’s nu de photos. She may assume all the s exiest and provocative poses in the world, but her nu des will simply never have the aesthetic value a Rihanna or Kim Kardashian’s nu des will have. Ordinarily, it should move the fellas, but really, it has become crude and trashy.